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Sep 22, 2014

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Sep 22, 2014

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Sep 21, 2014

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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Sep 21, 2014

Criminal Minds is hilarious if you imagine Hotch to be a darkest timeline Phil Dunphy, dedicating his life to hunting down psychopaths because his own family was brutally murdered.

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Sep 20, 2014
Ñ haasbroek:

The Daily Grind (2011)
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haasbroek:

The Daily Grind (2011)


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Sep 20, 2014
Hello, young people, and welcome to the most fascinating time of your life. You have braved the trials of childhood and now you are reaching Canadian puberty. By now you’ve probably noticed some changes in your body. For instance, when you fart your dick gets hard. Other physical changes are happening to your body as well. If you’re a boy, you may notice that your testicles ache. Or if you’re a girl, you may notice a tingling sensation in your strange.
Going through Canadian puberty, you may notice that your voice is starting to change as well. You’re saying things like, “hey, buddy,” and, “hey, guy,” because now that you’re older, you’re discovering that someone who was once your buddy is now your guy. And someone who you used to call guy is quickly becoming your friend. But now let’s discuss how a man and woman make love.
First, a man and a woman fall in love. Then the man farts on the woman’s strange, filling the woman’s strange with air so the woman can queef in the man’s face, and the baby is born. The entire process can take up to six months and-
… It’s what? 
… That’s not how a baby is born? 
… What’s semen? 
… Well then, why did my wife queef on my face? 
… She said it was to- 
… Well then why would sh-?! 
… I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!

Hello, young people, and welcome to the most fascinating time of your life. You have braved the trials of childhood and now you are reaching Canadian puberty. By now you’ve probably noticed some changes in your body. For instance, when you fart your dick gets hard. Other physical changes are happening to your body as well. If you’re a boy, you may notice that your testicles ache. Or if you’re a girl, you may notice a tingling sensation in your strange.

Going through Canadian puberty, you may notice that your voice is starting to change as well. You’re saying things like, “hey, buddy,” and, “hey, guy,” because now that you’re older, you’re discovering that someone who was once your buddy is now your guy. And someone who you used to call guy is quickly becoming your friend. But now let’s discuss how a man and woman make love.

First, a man and a woman fall in love. Then the man farts on the woman’s strange, filling the woman’s strange with air so the woman can queef in the man’s face, and the baby is born. The entire process can take up to six months and-

… It’s what?

… That’s not how a baby is born?

… What’s semen?

… Well then, why did my wife queef on my face?

… She said it was to-

… Well then why would sh-?!

… I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!

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